Kissing Roger Rabbit

floating out to wonderland

Somebody That I Used To Know snagged the top spot. Hmm, good one, totally did not see that coming… My friends and I normally place bets on what song we think will be number one, $50 entry, winner takes all. We didn’t even bother doing it this year. Everyone knew ol’ Wally would snake the competition. My top picks ended up being number 5 and 6, so I can’t complain.

Happy Straya Day!

"I’m not unfaithful, but I’ll stray." 

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"One of my friends got arrested for dressing up as a chicken, walking into KFC and demanding his children back." 

Jack Whitehall (via unsanesystem)

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"No ending can be right, because it shouldn’t be over at all. The magic is not supposed to go away." 

Stephen King on Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows (via yerawizardharry) (via youmightsayimadreamer) (via allgreendreams) (via souslecielde-paris) (via allgreendreams) (via rapunzeltheninja) (via melancholicwistfulness)

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"I haven’t been this bored since I believed in Jesus." 

Georgina Sparks

Please excuse the Chandler Bing verbatim, but uh, could he be anymore attractive?

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What 20-Somethings Want [An Exert] by Ryan O’Conell 

You want to know that you’re not insane, that there are other 24-year-olds have never been in a relationship before, or that other people have gotten too drunk and vomited on their taxi driver before and it’s all okay because this is growing up. Or something. You’re not actually sure. You never received an official manual but you figure that this is what it’s all about — feeling alienated and vomiting on strangers and never having as much sex as you would like. You just want to know that the things you’re going through aren’t unique, that other people are in the same rickety brokedown palace of a boat. I mean, you don’t mind being crazy so long as there are people out there who are equally as psycho. You’d prefer it if they were actually crazier than you, so you could feel good about yourself and where you’re at in your life.

You want a job, a vacation, heath insurance, validation, a back rub, a scalp massage at the place where you get your haircut, people who are jealous of you, an ex who won’t stop texting you when they’re drunk, Twitter followers, happiness maybe sorta, someone to buy you lunch at a fancy restaurant, a mentor who can tell you what the hell to do with your life, a reliable internet connection, a reliable human connection, a gift card to the grocery store, dinner parties with friends where everyone will pretend to have their crap together for just one night, a nice flirty text message to wake up to every morning for the rest of your life, for everyone to like you even if you don’t like anyone, and one of those nights that doesn’t end till 9 AM and reminds you what it feels like to be young and alive. Oh, and $$$. That’s all. Think you can get that for me? For us?

"‘Ryan asked what I was doing and I said, God help me, I think I’m going to play Marilyn Monroe. And he was more excited than I was. He’s an unsettlingly perceptive person, Ryan. Sometimes you don’t want to be too close to him because he sees so much it’s uncomfortable. He said to me, “It’s so cool, the greatest sex symbol of all time being played by you, who has never wanted to trade on any kind of sex appeal or beauty whatsoever. That’s why you should do it.” It warmed my heart. I thought, you really see me. You really notice what I’m trying to do.’" 

Michelle Williams on Ryan Gosling (via fuckingbruges)

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